I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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