Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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