ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
