He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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