Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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