ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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