before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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