fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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