I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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