Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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