You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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