Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
