Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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