I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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