one might say we're banned from that church
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
