My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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