found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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