I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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