i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
