ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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