How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
this boner is exhausting
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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