They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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