I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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