I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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