Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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