I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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