Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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