Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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