lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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