butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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