do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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