last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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