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(520): View more from Arizona

His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now

(310): View more from California

Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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(216): View more from Ohio

just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.

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(61): View more from Australia

My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"

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