i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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