how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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