I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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