and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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