Don't you send me to vm
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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