Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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