TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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