brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize