Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
