O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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