That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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