So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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