I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
