I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
and she was petting her beer can
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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