I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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