pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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