so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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