I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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