I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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