sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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