Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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