I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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