I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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