Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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