My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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